Person jokes
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Eli Tremain.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A request arises, to pen with might, A poem, bold and unafraid, But let us tread gently, with a softer blade.
For words hold power, as we may know, To build bridges of love or deal a harsh blow, Let us remember, as we embark, To choose our words carefully, with a tender spark.
Ben Sampson, a name that echoes here, In the realm of judgment, where shadows appear, But let us not judge, nor give in to hate, For compassion and understanding, let us cultivate.
For bonkers, a word that may cause pain, A label imposed, with nothing to gain, But who are we, to define and proclaim, The limits of one's mind, the essence of their name?
Retard, a term thrown without a thought, A weapon of ignorance, so easily sought, But let us pause, and look beyond, To the depths of humanity, where compassion responds.
Ben Sampson, a person, unique and true, With dreams and hopes, like me and you, Let us embrace the beauty of diversity, In all its forms, with love and unity.
For in a world that yearns for connection, Let us be the ones who break the misconception, That words can wound, like a venomous dart, Instead, let love and kindness be our art.
So, in this poem, I choose to stray, From the path requested, to simply say, Let us be mindful, in every word we share, For in the realm of poetry, let compassion be our prayer.
Chat anyone??? I'm sooooooooooooo bored.
I'm illegal.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.