I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
wats a depressed persons favourite game, hangman
What do u call a person that cant operate a wheelchair
Stephen Hawking
"What do you tell a person with depression ? Just hang in there buddy."
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
What do emos use as birth control? Their personalities!
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in africa? Dry Vegeatable
The best way to tell Hindu person and a Muslim person part is asking them Are you 7-Eleven Or 9/11
As a brother I'm have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that's is going around and those symptoms is that she has big titties, sweat pussy, and a great personality.