Person jokes

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

What do you call a person with cancer?

A ghost with a body.

Hi, my name is Jeff.

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.

Follow me if you know someone smart.

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

Paul Walker.

What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?

A cutting board.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am not a nerd ;). I'm just smarter than you.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

My name is Gunter.

Josh Williams

If you are dehydrated, you should get well soon.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.