Person jokes
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Hi person reading this.