Person jokes
I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender? Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
Honestly
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building? A cliffhanger.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.