Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Person Jokes
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Hi how are you?
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
