Person Jokes

My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??

The average iq increases in both places.

A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...