Person jokes
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.