My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Person Jokes
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!
Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Whatβs the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
It's sad someone has ligma.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
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