Person jokes
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.