Person jokes
Q: How do you get a one armed person out of a tree?
A: You wave at them.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Hi. I am Joe.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
They can't say no if they're unconscious.
Why was Timmy the only happy person in his family?
Timmy is dead.