Dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna
Steamed veggies
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
teacher * take a seat class * wheelchair person * ive been in the seat*
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
Person 1: hi i am tom.. and you ? person 2: andrew ?
The person that created the knock knock joke won the no bell reward
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person