Person jokes
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Memes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Ayo, who's online :')
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Person: Why? You: No.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.