How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Person Jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Person: Why? You: No.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
