Person jokes

Death

    • Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

    Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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    Dam

    • I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.

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    Person memes

    Rapist

    • Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?

    A: A rapist.

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    Blow job

    • I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.

    ...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.

    I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"

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    Cat

    • Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

    A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

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    Hunter

    • One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.

    Where are the others?

    They're in his freezer.

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    • Slavery

    • I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

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