Person jokes
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Ashten Parkes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.