Person jokes
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! π¬π
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What canβt a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Memes
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One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Why canβt you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
Theyβre never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Ashten Parkes