Person Jokes

You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do

"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person." said the other.

guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man

You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser

search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it

vegetarian: I prefer plants herbivore: I just like food cannibal: I'm a people person

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.

Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.

did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk

Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.

what do you call someone who is extra virgin

mrs frame

Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?

Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?

What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic brownie

There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.

If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow