Person jokes
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
If you are poor, get money.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?