Person jokes
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Memes
Double it and give it to the next person
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
When you're born on 4/20/69...