Person jokes
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Memes
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
I'm looking for the bartender.
Person named Bart:
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Ashten Parkes
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"