Person jokes
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
When you're born on 4/20/69...