What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
Person Jokes
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
How do you punish a blind person?
Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
