Person jokes
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
Taylor.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
I miss Gwen.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.