Person jokes
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.