Person jokes
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Memes
WAITTTTTTT
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.