Person jokes
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Memes
WAITTTTTTT
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.