Person jokes
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Memes
WAITTTTTTT
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.