Person jokes
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Memes
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!