Person jokes

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

Robert Ryall

What do you call a Mexican without a car?

Carlos.

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.

So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂

Ethan Rice

I'm illegal.

Did you hear the one about the deaf person?

Me: No.

That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.