If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it. Works they be kicking or hitting you?
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
What do you call a person with no arm
Armless
No it's harmless
Person 1:“Hey today was great” Person 2:“What happened” Person 1:“I ran into my ex today” Person 2:“What’s so great about that?” Person 1:“I was in my car”
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
