Person jokes
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.