Person jokes

Hiroshima

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Bathroom

You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?

European.

Bro

Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.

Memes

Depression

How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

Hangman

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

Stroke

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

Forehead

Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.

Dark Humor

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

Inbreeding

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Fruit

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.