Person jokes
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Memes
Something I came across today.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.