Person jokes

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Why did the suicidal person cross the road?

To slow down traffic!

Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Stephen Hawking like black willies.

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

¿Hola, quién es?

What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?

Durrrrrrrr.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

They are hairy.

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff? 🤨

Me: What?

The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?

One has a dad, while the other searches.

I got my sister a book and she cried there, but I forgot she was blind.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."