Person jokes
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Memes
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
Person: "Doctor, doctor, I've only got 50 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "Just give me a minute!"