How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb? 5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke? A stroke of luck :)
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
what did the person say to the orphan
where are your parents?
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
How does the Next Train Stop for a depressive Person? Death
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
what do you ay to a depressed person on the ceiling?
hang in there!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
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If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
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what do you call an old black person-farming antique
what's a depressed person's favorite game? hangman
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