Person jokes
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Memes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.