Person jokes
Hi how are you?
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
THIS IS ME
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What's Christian and holey?
JFK.
Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.
When you still there?