Person jokes
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I will pay someone to kill me.
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
Something I came across today.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.