What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Person Jokes
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
