Person jokes
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I will pay someone to kill me.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
Something I came across today.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.