Person jokes

Feminist

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

Toddler

A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."

He was in the infantry.

Memes

IQ

What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?

The average IQ increases in both places.

Size

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Bus

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Study

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Mother

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Guy

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Cookie

How do you piss off a disabled person?

You put the cookie on the other shoulder.

Firefighter

Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?

Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?