Person jokes
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.