Person jokes

Duck

    • A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

    The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

    The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

    KFC

    • Person 1: "I love KFC."

    Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"

    Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"

    Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"

    Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"

    Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"

    Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."

    Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"

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    • CPR

    • I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"

    I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.

    Car

    • I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

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    • Person memes

    CPR

    • I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.

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    • People

    • They say that bad things happen to good people.

    So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.