Person jokes
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Memes
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.