What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Person Jokes
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
I moved so much stone today.
I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Hi, I am Bill.
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
