Person jokes
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
It's sad someone has ligma.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Person: Why? You: No.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.