Person jokes

It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.

What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?

Klaustrophobic.

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

What is a black person's least favorite word game?

Hangman.

Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

What is the email password of a black person?

"watermelon"

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?

Impossible!

What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.

What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?

A: Mat.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.

Like if you meet someone emo.

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A saltshaker.

How do you know someone has Down syndrome?

They're doing better than you.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).