Person jokes
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Memes
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.