Person jokes
You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Person: Why? You: No.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A dyslexic walks into a bra.