Person jokes
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Memes
What do you call a deaf and blind axe murderer?
Helen Killer.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Like if you meet someone emo.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.