Person jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Memes
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
What's a knife's favorite person?
The victim.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?