Person jokes
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
Person: Why? You: No.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."