Person jokes
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Memes
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a person with no body and no nose? "Nobody knows."
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?
Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
A news headline read: "A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight."
He was in the infantry.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.