Person jokes
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you say when a person trips?
You say, "Why you trippin'?"
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
If a deaf person is missing fingers, is it a speech impediment or an accent?
It's sad someone has ligma.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Helen Keller.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking. I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
I am Cummer.