Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Person Jokes
What's the depressed person's favorite song?
Van Halen - Jump
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
I am cool.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet," and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
