Person jokes
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
"My name is Dezz."
Imagine failing to commit suicide; you might as well go kill yourself.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.