Person jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Talk to me if you are online.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
OLD KLADYBOFSIYTFJT
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."