This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Person Jokes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
