Person jokes
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Is anyone going to Sawcon?
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.