Person jokes

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.

What do you call a person whose heart stopped?

Dead.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Man's got that big bati, you know.

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.