Person jokes
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Robert Ryall
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.