Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."