People jokes
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4