Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
Your penis is literally BLUE
aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, itβs shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
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If you like penis
Peter griffin chin Should I mention how much it looks like a penis
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
A man ate a be to mechanical sexting but he was to be uh sex be vagina penis he want sex but dumb
my penis
you're are mum
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID