Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Jokes About Pedophiles
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always un the back ( if you know what i mean) :}
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
EatDatPussy445 aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland is a pedophile and he is in Las Vegas right now GOGOGO catch him
How do pedophiles get kids to suck there d**k? They spray paint it like candy 🍬
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
