You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Pedophile Jokes
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
Kill yourself!
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Mosely in a white van.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
