Pedophile

Pedophile Jokes

People

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Beach

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

Judge

The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"

I said, "Sexy."

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  • Jesus

    What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

    Jesus died a virgin.

    Trade

    Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

    The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

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  • Road

    Why did the pedophile cross the road?

    To get to the other preschool.

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  • People

    Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

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  • Girl

    I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.

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  • Ten

    Two pedophiles talking to each other:

    "Do you got two fives for one ten?"

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  • Kid

    What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.

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  • Place

    Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

    A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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  • Uncle

    Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • Mia

    All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.

    Neighborhood

    OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

    But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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