A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project? Work came to a grinding halt.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise? He was paid peanuts.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish