What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project? Work came to a grinding halt.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive? In a Jif.
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise? He was paid peanuts.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
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what does the Peanut butter baby say "Ah"
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" 🤣😂
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the peanut.
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if a walnut is nut on the wall then what is peanut 😳
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
