Peanut Jokes

There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants