Peanut

Peanut jokes

Pp

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

Flower

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Mix

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

Door

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!

Allergy

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!