What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party? He was roasted.
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
What do elephants drink on vacation? Peanut coladas.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Spell ihop and then say ness I ate your peanuts
somebody give me a peanut I just ate an epipen
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party? “Nice spread!”
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion? The peanut butler.
