What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
What competition do nuts participate in? The peanut butter cup.
What do elephants drink on vacation? Peanut coladas.
Spell ihop and then say ness I ate your peanuts
Yo momma so hungry that she ate ur peanuts
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
