Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly? because it’s in bread
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
Hey, do you like nuts? try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* its a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* we got cashues peanuts wallnuts! And its called deez nuts! *slam dunk* try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! Its a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
Spell ihop and then say ness I ate your peanuts
What does a prostitute and peanut butter have in common They both spread for bread
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
what a sharks favorite sandwich peanut butter and jellyfish
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
