Parent jokes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Memes
imagine having a dad
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!