Parent

Parent jokes

Name

    • On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

    The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

    The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

    The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

    Christmas

    • I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.

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    • Parent memes

    Orphan

    • Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

    Tree

    • My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

    So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

    I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

    My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

    Failure

    • How do you know if an Asian is a failure?

    Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.

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    • Orphanage

    • I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

    It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

    Orphan

    • Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

    Teacher: What?

    Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

    Teacher: Why water?

    Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

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