Parent jokes
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!