Parent jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!