Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
God: you're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: douvle it and give it to the next person
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school? Their parents cant op them out of it.
