Parent jokes

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?

They have parents.

A Mario & Luigi joke.

What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What's the one upside to being an orphan?

You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.