Parent jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?