Parent jokes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Memes
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."