Parent jokes
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
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How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"