Parent jokes

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?

“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?

Teacher: What?

Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.

Teacher: Why water?

Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.

Birthday girl: Oh wow!

Parent: Anyone missing?

Birthday girl: Your parents.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

What is cold and alone?

An orphan's parent.

I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...