Parent jokes

Like if you know an orphan.

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

Orphans get family-sized chips for free.

What did the orphan do when he got punched?

Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.

The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.

Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.

Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!

Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??

Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?