Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.