Parent jokes

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

Why was 6 so afraid of 7?

7 killed 6's parents.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.

You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?

When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...

...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)

What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Why do orphans have no bruises?

Because they have no dad to beat them.

What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

Dad jokes.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.