Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."