Parent Jokes

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Rose are red. Violet's are red. My parents bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire

I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb so I asked "are you an orphan?" "Yes" he replied "what gave me away?" He asked "your parents" I said.

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball. Orphan: My Parents

Q:what can't teachers say to orphans

A: I'm calling your parents

A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant

why do orphans hate cocmelon?

bececuse the parents are in every episode ;

What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.

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The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?

why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on

a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣

Why do orphans that go to there friends house friends mom:go back to your house it’s late Finn wait can I have your moms phone number Finn friends mom: wait aren’t you a orfinn wait don’t you have a phone Finn? wait I forgot you don’t have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you

A father is talking to his three kids Kid 1: why is my name rose Dad:Because when you were a kid a rose fell on your head Kid 2: why is my name lily Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh Dad:oh hey Brick