Parent

Parent jokes

Infertility

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Orphan

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Dad

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

Dad

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

Brake

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

Gay

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Orphan

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

Dress

"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"

"Shut up and leave the bedroom."

Adoption

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

Babysitter

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

School

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Boy

A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.

"What's she like?" he asked the boy.

"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.