Parent jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Memes
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.