Parent jokes

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Why do orphans stay home alone?

Because they don't have parents.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Not your dad."

Then he says, "What comes after 47?"

The quiet kid says, "AK."

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.