By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)