Parent jokes
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit."
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.