Parent jokes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.
I’m a faux pa.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.