Parent jokes

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

What's a benefit of being an orphan?

No one makes yo mama jokes to you.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted!

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.