Parent jokes

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?

Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.

Mommy, when will daddy come back?

I'm not your mom...

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

A game that all orphans hate,

"Who's your Daddy?"

What do you call an orphanage?

A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.

My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"

"Shut up and leave the bedroom."

I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad.

I’m a faux pa.

What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.