Parent jokes

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑