Parent jokes

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.