Parent

Parent jokes

Orphan

    • What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

    They go to infinity and beyond.

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    • Name

    • How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

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    • Parent memes

    Orphan

    • School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

    Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

    School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

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    • Orphan

    • Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

    Me: "You should be Batman."

    Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

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    • Quarrel

    • I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

    I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

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    • Orphan

    • What do you call an orphan with parents?

    Idk, I never met one before.

    Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

    Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

    More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

    An orphan.

    Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

    Because they can’t find one.

    lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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    • Sister

    • Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

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