What does ur mom say when she is working? Nothing, its rude to talk wit ur mouth full.
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible
Either you have double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in cycle of “go ask your mom”
dark humor is like parents not everybody gets it
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
Adopted kid: Imadea big mastake Dad: You are one
why did the orphan fall of the mountain? because his parents let go.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
