Parent jokes
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.