Parent

Parent jokes

Orphan

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Orphan

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Sister

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Memes

Orphan

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Orphan

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Orphan

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Orphan

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dad

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

Dad

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

Orphan

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Van

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."