Parent jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."