Parent jokes

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"

Mom: "He got inside a white van."

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.