What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
i shouted at a kid I told him to get his parents
it was the last time I worked at an orphanage ,🤣
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
My parents found my yt channel I hate myself now and I'm emotional. = SELF HARM
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What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
nock nock, whos ther, not your parents
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
