Parent jokes

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?

Orphan: ...