Parent jokes

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.

Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.