Parent jokes
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.