What’s the worst joke ever, your parent’s relationship.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
why do kid like to pick on orhpans? because they cant call their parents
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
I love when I could run throw the grass and feel the wind on my face. Then my mom told me to get off VR and then I wheeled myself to her
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
What should you never say to an orphan?
Your Mom
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
the quiet kids dad dies u go knock knock who's there not your dad then he says what comes after 47 then the quiet kid says ak
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball because he couldn’t find home
on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
