Parent jokes
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.