Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Parent Jokes
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
