How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don't have mothers day or fathers day
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
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I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
A teacher is doing an experiment, about taste. she tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. she gives Suzy a pineapple one, Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. that is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn, the teacher hands him a honey flavor one, Jhonny chews it for a while, then says, "Teacher, I don't know what it is.". the teacher tries to give him a hint and says "it's what you parents call each other when your alseep". immedietly the boy behind Jhonney screams "spit it out Jhonny it's an asshole!!!"
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I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
What's the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left
If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
my dad told me to do wht he did best so i left
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
why cant orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
