What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
The teacher asked, "Why are you in school on a Saturday?"
I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
