Parent jokes
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Your mother.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
My dad left me, lol.
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents?
Because she had none of the above.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.