Parent jokes
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
My dad left me, lol.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.