Parent jokes
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.