Today, I operated on a little girl, she needed O- negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O- negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “so when will I die”? she thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.
an orphans favorite toy is a boomarang it comes back to them unlike their parents
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
What did the orphan say to his parents, nothing cause they left him.
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
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When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
what do orphans parents and trees have in comon? it leafed
when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’
Now, my wrists look like a tiger
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don't get of it, I'm not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
