Parent jokes
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?
The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)
The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)
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Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"