I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
My sister says DAD and repeats and this is my dad WOULD U STOP me 😑
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude? Orphan: ...
Kid: “Mom. What happened to jim?” Mom: He got inside a white van.”
Why was sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
What's white, red, and screams a lot? A baby in a blender.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
the went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My mom said take out the trash but I couldn't find u
Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
