Parent jokes
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
A neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. When I said, "In the bed," my neighbor said, "Oooooohh, how long is the penis?" I said, "Wait here," and I interrupted my parents while they were doing some "business" and asked my dad the exact question he said. Then he spanked me.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.