Parent jokes
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
A person had a child named Bl, another named Es, and one named S. The next was named You. They were a very unholy family.
Their children were shamed upon because their names spell out "Bless you."
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.