A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Parent Jokes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
MOOOMMMM
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
