A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
What do you call an orphanage?
A parent-less shelter/homeless shelter.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.