Parent jokes
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Memes
MOOOMMMM
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"