Parent

Parent Jokes

Kid

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Orphan

Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

They thought their parents would catch them.

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Knife

I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.

Orphan

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Car crash

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

Orphan

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

Orphan

Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?

No, because they already are on one.

Orphanage

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.