Parent Jokes

My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.

Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-

what do you call asian kid that is bad at math. an orphan

I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.

Why cant orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come out of.

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad 😢 but can you be my friend pls

What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

What did the orphan say to his father? Nothing he doesn't have one.

It said to submit a joke and thats what my mom did when i was born

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."