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what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?
Transparent
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What’s a joke that an orphan has never heard before? A dad joke.
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A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Aparently that’s where most accidents happen.
GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......
Things to kids: Dragapult:Ooh, look! Some ammo A Good Parent: My baby Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
