I have a body count of 7.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do I have a fat mom?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
