Parent jokes
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I have a body count of 7.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do I have a fat mom?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Best friend: Let’s get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I don’t have parents.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"