Parent jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Memes
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Parents: Why do you use your phone on the toilet?
Me: The same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
I have a body count of 7.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?