Parent jokes
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Sharpness V belt
Two kids told their parents they saw a man late at night entering their house on Christmas night.
The day later, they found out several houses were robbed.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
The F in orphan stands for family.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone not here?
Student: Yes, your parents.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won’t believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."