Parent jokes

Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

A child's parents once lived in Chicago.

I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.

Why can’t an orphan take medicine?

They need parental supervision.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

Why don't orphans have Life360?

Because parents won't track them.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

I have a body count of 7.

Why do I have a fat mom?

Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?

Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

Why are orphans gay?

They call everyone "daddy."

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.

An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"

The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"