Parent jokes
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.