Why did the orphan miss behave in school? Because the principle couldn't call there parents
my parents are dead lol said the orphan
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
