"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Louie's parents tried this.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
