Parent jokes
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
My dad left me, lol.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆