Parent jokes
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.