Parent jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
My dad left me, lol.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What is the difference between you and my dad?
Nothing.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Your mum isn't home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Louie's parents tried this.