Parent jokes

The parents used to hit him.

His parents got into a car crash and died.

He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"

Why don't orphans go on trips at school?

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Q: What movie do orphans hate?

A: Fatherhood.

I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"

Why do your orphans not drink beer?

Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.

My dad left me, lol.

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can get wanted.

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

Why can't orphans go on a field trip?

They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Your mum isn't home.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What is the difference between you and my dad?

Nothing.

My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.

Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

They have to have a parent's signature.

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why does an orphanage have milk?

Because Dad never came back with the milk.

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?