Parent jokes
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
My dad left me, lol.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.