Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
