Parent jokes
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!