Parent jokes
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Like if you know an orphan.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...