Parent jokes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
I have an orphan joke, but it needs parental guidance.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.