Parent jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.