Parent jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!