Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
