What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun? Special Forces
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
So a woman gets into a car accident and is in the hospital and the doctor goes on to tell the man what is going on; Doctor: "so your wife she is paralyzed from the neck down" and as the doctor goes he says all the things the man must do for her like feed her, dress her, etc. Then the man says " why, WHY ME!" Then the doctor leans over and whispers in the mans ear and says " I'm just fuckin with u she's DEAD!"
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
what has legs but cant walk...dont know?A paralyzed person;))
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
