Paralysis jokes
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
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Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more
Guys help I keep getting sleep paralysis how do I get rid of it