My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Paralysis Jokes
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Memes
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.