My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?
Christopher Reeve's horse.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
