Rehabilitation jokes

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.