Rehabilitation jokes
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Community talk
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)