Rehabilitation jokes

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back.

So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.