Rehabilitation jokes
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Community talk
Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)