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Mr Bean

2 years ago

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".
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    • Face

    2 years ago

    justin bever be like in ohio

    A pokemon card featuring a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean with bulging eyes. The card is labeled "Weird face Lv.69" with 100 HP and Basic. The attack is called "Weird face attack" which paralyzes you after a minute of staring. A second attack is named "Laser eyes" which shoots a powerful laser. The text also says: "Justin Bieber is demented!!!" The card is illustrated by John Li.
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    Paralyzed kid

    4 years ago

    I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

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    • Aid

    7 years ago

    What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

    AIDS.

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    • Turtle

    7 years ago

    What do you call a paralyzed turtle?

    Shell shocked.

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