Pants Jokes

Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart Shoppers"?

Boys pants are half off

what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants

What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS

Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?

When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.

if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”

“Ok!”

“Are u ok man?”

“Yeah I’m fine”

“Dude pull your pants back up!

Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)