A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
what do ants and Michael Jackson have in common. They go in kids pants
What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
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I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
What is worst than Ants in your pants michiel jackson
