Pants jokes
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.
Doctor: Yup.
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.