dudeeeee if ur at the atm wouldent that mean ur buying ur own money?
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Just think when we getting fucked we make our own food
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This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
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A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
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A kid named billy get his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money and his wallet taken by his father. The father then gets all the money taken from his by the bully’s grandfather along with is own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by billy along with his own wallet.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
What's the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari
I don't own a ferrari
When I went to the basketball pitch I saw a man dribbling his own balls
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
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SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan. The tour guide said “That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member” Well done Lewandisney
