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I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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I was walking with my black best friend and he was meeting my parents and after I got there they said who’s this? I said well I own him
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If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
What is a oven that you don’t own : nacho oven
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund? The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie".
yo hairline go so far back they got thier own fasion type
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“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
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Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I was walking home when i saw a children crossing the streets on his own. I went towards him and tap his shoulder and said "hey Little kid, you are not suppose to be walking on your own."the kid turns out to be a dwarf.
