Why are fish ๐ easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
why didnโt the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. -- But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord.
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If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
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Whatโs the best thing about Alzheimerโs? You can hide your own Easter Eggโs!!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
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