why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
My gf left me for spending my own money I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute she leaves me
Children are like farts. You can only tolerate your own.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
I’d like to take you to the movies but unfortunately they don’t let you bring ur own snacks😩
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
Chuck Norris' dick is so big that it has its own dick. And his dicks dick is still bigger that Bruce Lee.
