What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Overeating Jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
"Don't break a person's heart, they only have one."
"Yeah, break their bones instead... they have over 200 of those :)"
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
